sky fall spoilers
brad garrett was an evil blonde mexican james bond who loved regular James bond very much and could hack real good. he hacked e pipes and blew up the building,
he hacked china and stole their island,
he hacked his own face with magical teeth,
he hacked the trains and threw them at you,
and in the end, the only thing he couldn’t hack…. qwas love.
Bond and his grama both get shot but grama dies. even in the end, james is not nice to his grama. you have to be tough to be James. Voldemort is now the boss. voltemort is the new grama.
sky fall is currently available on netflix and everywhere videos are sold
Would I be a Jaeger pilot or a Kaiju?
I’M THE GOD OF THUNDER BITCHES
I’m a mouse that rescues small children
I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE.
omfG IM FIGHTING THE CAPITOL???
get on the eagle we’re going to erebor
im a tribute :/
King of Halloweentown…. Im down for that
Holy shit I’m Riddik
I’m a writer having trouble adapting a book about flowers.
That’s kinda close.
I just realized I don’t know who the protagonist of Fargo is. Am I a car salesman? A police chief? A small-time crook? The nebulous virtue of folksy humility?
But then I remembered I actually watched Event Horizon last, and I’m not sure who the protagonist of that is, either, but it has something to do with space and hell, so that’s fine.
Reblog this if you have NEVER sent anon hate in your entire Tumblr life
I need to have my faith restored in this place.
i believe i have sent snark once or twice, but i did it with my face on.
Does obviously sarcastic anon hate including thanking someone for helping us with yardwork earlier in the day count? I don’t think it does.
never have never will
I try to be tactful and constructive.
unless it’s about something I feel impotent to change.
like human nature or shrek or somthn
I send positive stuff anonymously sometimes, because life is so fucking beautiful and I can’t deal.
oh man, guys
are your unconscious mind bouncing elements of your existing memories off of each other, and seeing how your conscious mind reacts to them
in order to prepare you for unexpected eventualities in the real world
THAT WOULD BE COMPLETELY RATIONAL
HAS ANYBODY ELSE EVER THOUGHT OF THIS OR DID I JUST HAVE MY FIRST BRILLIANT THOUGHT
My tumblr makes me look like a crazy person.
I think I originally intended to use tumblr with only loose ties to the rest of my online presence, as a place where I could feel comfortable just spilling whatever catches my amusement or passes through my head or my life that I didn’t already have an environment to share with, but everything normal tends to just go through my normal channels, so Tumblr just gets the insane scrapings from the bottom of my think pan, and reblogs of things I assume my friends and colleagues won’t “get”, which also make me look crazy.
I should start drawing or something. artists can get away with a little bit of crazy.